Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Monday, October 29, 2012

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Friday, October 26, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Thursday, October 18, 2012

Hallway Sex!


Joy! You! Pain!


A MAIDEN’S IDEAL OF A HUSBAND


By Henry Carey 1687 – 1743

From "The Contrivances"

GENTEEL in personage,
Conduct, and equipage,
Noble by heritage,
Generous and free:
Brave, not romantic;
Learned, not pedantic;
Frolic, not frantic;
This must he be.

Honor maintaining,
Meanness disdaining,
Still entertaining,
Engaging and new.
Neat, but not finical;
Sage, but not cynical;
Never tyrannical,
But ever true.







Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Bad Fortune Cookie



“Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto.” 




Thursday, October 11, 2012


“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”